Couches have been an integral part of UniSFAn life since dinosaurs roamed the earth. JaneSeeber used to inhabit one regularly back before the turn of the Millenium. Skippy once disasembled one and mounted pieces of it on the wall. UniSFAns have slept on them, jumped on them, puked off them and done just about everything else known to man or beast on them.
MarciaBauer once lost her teeth whilst standing on one and vomiting out the window at a WineAndCheese night.
UniSFAns have been rumoured to fornicate on them from time to time as well. Although there aren't nearly enough photos of this.
When UniSFAns become rich and famous they donate their old couches to UniSFA. It's the done thing.