An old member of UniSFA, that has never actually studied at UWA. It would seem that we contracted him from CIA.
Seems to have a hate/hate relationship with most UniSFAns, but despite this was on Committee as OCM two years in a row. This is probably due to the fact he will actually do things, so other people don't have to.
As of 2008 now a life member, possibly for setting up the TFTFTF, more likely for sleeping with your mum.
Now works at UWA as the Senior Administrative Officer for Information Services, still has an appropriate amount of hair for library work.
Manages to cause drama just by being. Ironically is also responsible for bringing one of the biggest dramalamas into the club. Unknown if this was accidental or a deliberate meta/long troll.