First spotted in Unisfa in 2004, not actually a member until 2005, when he attempted to restart the long and respected tradition of wasting time playing TheNobleGameOfGo. Was absent for most of 2006 due to a stomach complaint (most probably picked up in India). Spotted in Mumbai as an extra in a Bollywood film. The film is called Baabul and was released in November 2006. Seen in Rishikesh practising yoga. Does not really need to breathe, it's just for show.
Having mastered science, Lachlan has moved on to medicine and will be around till at least 2015.
When asked about other conquests, his only response was, "Three Pounds of Flax".