Megan is the lamiest lame to ever lame the lamed population in the lame dimension, via her lame soul through which she channels her lame being-ness...of being lame. She also like weedy guys who are very close to the females of her lame species. In the not too distant future, she will go out with emo NickDurrant. Megan feels the removal of DoubleChocChill from the milk market to be very lame indeed. Perhaps after her 19th birthday, having claimed her $50 bet money from TomNoonan, the most lame emo lame lame to lame the lamed emo lames, she will procure sexual favours from asian Nick as to repay him and spite the afore mention lame emo lame lame face lame.