a.k.a Fresher Michael, Statutory Spice, Froggy.
Michael joined UniSFA in 1996. He quickly settled in to UniSFA life, playing cards for 12 hours a day, lounging on the couches, and generally ignoring his academic requirements. He took over from StuartSellner as Librarian in second semester, and so embarked on his committee career.
In 1997, Froggy reprised his role as Librarian, which was most likely the cause of him failing every single unit he was enrolled in, thereby being excluded the following year. During his year off from Uni in 1998, he wallowed in the lowly ranks of OCM, before coming back in 1999 as VicePresident.
2000 saw Michael join the hallowed ranks of President.
Over a number of years, Michael consistently dated fresher members of UniSFA. At one point, his proclivity towards youth in les affaires d'amour earned him the nickname Statutory Spice. In the early twenty-first century a bumper sticker on the UniSFA fridge stating "Say NO to sex with pro-lifers!" was modified to read "Say NO to sex with Froggy" to general amusement. In recent years his cradle-snatching habit has ended, in fact the last year during which Michael dated a fresher was 2002.
He graduated from UWA in 2002 with a Bachelor of Computer and Mathematical Sciences, majoring in GIS and Applied Mathematics and is now "respectably" employed full time making maps for a living.
Attending SwanCon 30, he had the crazy idea that he'd be able to run a Swancon himself, and quickly set about rounding up like-minded insane people, who successfully bid for the rights to run Swancon 32: Inconceivable.